WOW…. Anna Nicole Smith is DEAD!?!?

I wonder what happened? Seems so weird especially given her son’s recent death. Her poor daughter. She’ll never know her mother and will grow up with only a tabloid joke for a memory.

Personally I was indifferent to her shenanigans. I didn’t care what her weight was. I didn’t care about whether or not she was a gold digger. As far as plastically enhanced tabloid fodder Playboy model blondes go, I’m more fond of Pamela Anderson & Jenny McCarthy. But I still think it’s sad that she’s dead because she wasn’t even 40.

I did find her massive weight gain and then loss and return back to her “normal look” inspirational.

I am amused that it was considered worthy of a big fat “Breaking News” header on CNN’s page.

I’m also amused that it’s the topic of conversation in workplaces across the nation!

But perhaps the best amusement of all…. Anna’s death has killed a very popular LiveJournal community, ohnotheydidnt, a user driven place that covers crazy celebrity doings.

For the record, my theory is a combination of alcohol, antidepressants, and those diet pills that she’s the spokeswoman for, TrimSpa X32. Their makers must be shitting themselves right now. If they’re innocent as the chemical catalyst causing her death, it’ll take a LOT of money and spin control to convince the public of that.